SYTYCD: Melanie is My Season 8 Favorite

You Go, Girl.

I’m watching this weird “re-dance your solo” elimination thing on my TV, and it occurred to me that I haven’t mentioned “So You Think You Can Dance” on here for a while. From the first moment I saw Melanie’s audition solo, I was like, “SOLD!” She’s this little artsy nymph with CRAZY HEART (and moves).

Note to Jordan (female): I’m a little weirded out that your life’s goal is to be a Pussycat Doll. Do you understand what you’re saying? And your solo tonight was a stripper routine, complete with be-fringed boob-shaking.

Okay, nobody’s eliminated. Two couples will dance next week. Fine by me. Whatever. I’ll watch 20 couples every week. I’m not worried about ratings.

But I probably would have eliminated Jordan, because I’m a feminist or something.

I bet Melanie knows what I’m talking about! (Although her life’s goal– to be a guest on “Ellen”– is also kinda meh.) (I mean, I guess now that Oprah’s done, dreams have to be tailored appropriately.) (And maybe Jordan only wants to be a Pussycat Doll so she can meet Ellen. Who knows.)



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