Tonight, the stars will align. Three things…

1) It’s a full moon.

2) “30 ROCK” returns… season FIVE premiere.

3) Werewolf episode of “The Vampire Diaries.” (Episode 203: Bad Moon Rising.)

You know what that means… WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH! (It would only be more perfect if tonight were the Sabbath.)

And “Community” and “The Office” are back tonight, too. But as far as I know that has nothing to do with the full moon.

On a sad note: “Parks & Rec” is not back until mid-season. I’m guessing that newbie-show “Outsourced” will be outsourced– as in, canceled– sooner than later. Until then, I’m actually really bummed about the lack of “Parks & Rec.” I love it so.

This is how my heart feels:

But on a practical level, I have way too much TV to watch. The fall season is overwhelming. I still haven’t watched half of last night’s shows. So the lack of “Parks & Rec” is creating more of a metaphorical void in my life than a literal one. (Strike that– a metaphorical PIT.)

Okay, enough talk. You’ve got a Bar Mitzvah to prepare for.

xoxo…