(No, not the creepy had-sex-with-Jesse-James person-named-Skittles. Get your mind out of the gutter!)
Yeah, so yesterday’s “detox” lasted for… 5 minutes? 5 seconds? Let’s skip over that little factoid.
You guys, I try to be a social person. I brought this heart-shaped bowl on Valentine’s Day week as a nice little “happy holiday” touch. I filled it with Dum Dums lollipops. Harmless. Probably 4 calories each, and most of the flavors were… ungood. No danger there.
But when the Dum Dums ran out, Cole graciously offered to fill the bowl. Too bad he filled it with really good candy! (Except for the Almond Joys… I am not about shredded coconut.) (I am ALL ABOUT drinking the water out of a coconut on a tropical island.)
So my Snack of the Day is more like Skittles and Twix (Kibbles and Bits?) and a Kit Kat bar. Luckily they’re all “fun size.” But what is fun? Why does fun make me feel this guilty? Ughhh.
Well, this part was fun:
Don’t be like me, kiddies.