Winter can be a difficult season. The sun sets at freakin’ 4:30pm, which is not even nighttime. That’s the AFTERNOON. If you’re an assistant (like me), you’re probably scrambling to pull together all sorts of gifts and parties and orgies and whatever else your boss wants you to do. But there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.
No, not Christmas. Not New Year’s, either.
People– we are a little more than a month away from a NEW episode of “The Vampire Diaries.”
Don’t believe me? Watch this trailer/preview thingie:
Ever since her cliff-hanger car accident (spoiler alert– I guess she’s fine?), Elena is all about the Bump-Its. (I have to hyphenate, or I see it as Bum-Pits. Gross.) So maybe she sustained some brain damage? (Or spent her recovery time hanging out with Snooki from “Jersey Shore? Snooki is all about tall hair… and guys who shoot up steroids? Eek.) Or maybe Damon is all up in her head? And maybe she’s Katherine? And witchcraft!?! (Duh. That’s not new. Calm down.)
I’m excited. Get excited. Watch the marathon that’s running on The CW every night this week. I haven’t been home, but I’m set– if you read the recaps, you know that I’ve more or less got this shit memorized. And when I say “shit,” I mean… amazingness.