Hanukkah is a Greasy Holiday

Happy Hanukkah, my deers.

Happy Hanukkah to my fellow Jew-men and Jewesses. (And Jew-children. I can’t forget about them.)

I could have put a picture of latkes or jelly donuts, but just thinking about Hanukkah food makes me want to run to the nearest shower. (If you’ve ever been in a crazy science lab… you know those emergency showers?) So much oil! The air gets greasy. Arteries get clogged. It’s a mess!

A delicious mess.

Pass the gelt. Or pass me some real, non-chocolate money. Either way.



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