Happy Hanukkah to my fellow Jew-men and Jewesses. (And Jew-children. I can’t forget about them.)
I could have put a picture of latkes or jelly donuts, but just thinking about Hanukkah food makes me want to run to the nearest shower. (If you’ve ever been in a crazy science lab… you know those emergency showers?) So much oil! The air gets greasy. Arteries get clogged. It’s a mess!
A delicious mess.
Pass the gelt. Or pass me some real, non-chocolate money. Either way.