Because I’m a saint.
But (let’s be honest) I also ate other stuff. I am not trying to be a Model of the Runway here (and even if I wanted to be one, I’m way too short).
I ate the veggies (primarily) because my boss gave them to me. I can’t turn down free food. (And I actually do love vegetables.)
There was another offering on the kitchen door, but I had to pass it up.
Not a big fan of the taste of Sharpie.