Apple juice is so satisfying to me, and I think this must be a result of childhood experiences. Because it’s basically apple-flavored sugar water, and can’t possibly be as delicious as I think it is.
I got this out of a cooler at our table read, and drank it with the utmost of caution. Somehow these bottles have water trapped in every crevice. If squeezed, water leaks everywhere.
Of course, apple juice is most delicious when sipped out of a box, through a tiny, tiny straw.