Let’s Purge Together: Jon Gosselin of JON & KATE PLUS 8

What a coincidence! I make this face whenever I think of Jon.
What a coincidence! I make this face whenever I think of Jon.

I have never been a fan of “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” Seriously. Never watched an episode, never liked anything I heard about that couple. I’m not jumping on the hate-wagon just because it’s the popular thing to do.

It pains me to bring even an ounce of extra attention to this guy. I thought he couldn’t get any more annoying, and then I saw him wearing Ed Hardy.

So can we all make a pact to stop talking about Jon? I can’t think of anyone I’d rather purge from my TV this week. I don’t even want to see him on “The Soup.” I usually love both soup and “The Soup,” but… The idea of food +  Ed Hardy clothing + Jon Gosselin + 8 kids + 8 kids?! + Kate’s mullet + Jon’s dating the daughter of Kate’s tummy tuck doctor?? + Kate’s tummy tuck?! + the new girlfriend is the same age as me?! + the new girlfriend’s tan = A big, vomity PURGE*

Gargle with warm salt-water. Ah, doesn’t that feel better?

*No actual vomit was barfed in the making of this post. (Not worth the effort.)

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